Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"

If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...

I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!

i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!”

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

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More Sms Messages:


Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.


I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.


aravindhan


Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.


Hey, good morning! It's 8:00 and I just wanted to tell you how much I absolutely love you! Count the stars and that's how much I luv you!!Ttyl:;)


Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…


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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'


To love, you have to be loved and let them in.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that's why I knocked.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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