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beards can be red a sword can glow blue there's only one precious and that must be you
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You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
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We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.
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What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
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Nothing succeeds like excess
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Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie
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When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

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Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!

Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !