Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.

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Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.=)

a man can kiss his wife goodnight,butterfly can kiss flower & u my friend can kiss my ass!

i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending..

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

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More Sms Messages:


If love were happiness, would all be sad when it ended.


Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.


lol all funny so wat about some more


What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?


Yo mama so ugly....hahahaha ahhh i love that joke


Never stay, always leave. Its better.


Allow me to introduce my selves


When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!”


Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?


One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
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Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?