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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
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Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
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Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
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A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
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A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
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Nothing succeeds like excess
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2 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was named larry and the other was you
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A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
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Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!
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it is not being in love thet makes me happy...but being in love WITH YOU that makes me happy

When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....

Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one!

Relax, its only Ones and Zeros

judge :- Tumhaari koi aakhri wish ? ! Mujrim :- Aap ki beti se shadi, Blackberry Bold&Apple I Phone, 100 crore rs, US ka visa, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche, jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur mein un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske bad aap jo bhi faislaa doge mujhe manzoor hoga.. ! Judge :- (zor se haste hue) Lauda Choos le.. Meri koi beti hi nahi hai. Tango re Madarchod ko...

i'm stile single

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!