Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I've been kidnaped and they cut off the piece of my hand but my father said he want an0ther prove
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you
I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
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How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.

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I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

Justice: A decision in your favor

A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

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I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Alway Makes you winner.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!