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9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
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I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
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There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?
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all my life i thought having babies were bad then i found out what u have to do to make them and i changed my mind
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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pill??? ......first some screwing before use
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How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
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Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you!
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

all my life i thought having babies were bad then i found out what u have to do to make them and i changed my mind

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

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