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ALGEBRAnswer: A weapon of math destruction.
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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
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Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.
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When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
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I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
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Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???
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Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
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Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
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Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
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9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Ek ladki ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya? ladki ne usku ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola meto bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.....

He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY MOBILE M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

I only drink to make my wife look prettier

Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.

I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network