Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

I love you! From the earth till the moon!

ALGEBRAnswer: A weapon of math destruction.

Ty Blieve it could B a case of Fu2n Mouse.

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r? It went down a country road & turned in2 a field.

What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?

I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!

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More Sms Messages:


The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)


Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.


Everyone is entitled to my opinion


Hey, good morning! It's 8:00 and I just wanted to tell you how much I absolutely love you! Count the stars and that's how much I luv you!!Ttyl:;)


First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.


I love working. I can look at it for hours.


For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"


Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.


If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will giveu a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.


Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?





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