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When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?
judge :- Tumhaari koi aakhri wish ? ! Mujrim :- Aap ki beti se shadi, Blackberry Bold&Apple I Phone, 100 crore rs, US ka visa, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche, jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur mein un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske bad aap jo bhi faislaa doge mujhe manzoor hoga.. ! Judge :- (zor se haste hue) Lauda Choos le.. Meri koi beti hi nahi hai. Tango re Madarchod ko...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. U LIVE IN A ZOO U LOOK LIKE A PILE OF S*-T AND U SMELL LIKE IT TO
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
Love is ... being married to your best friend.
HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.
Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.
I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan!
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.
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Your Mama Is So Stupid She Climed Over A
After School Billy Sees Two Nuns Walking On The Street So He Says Hello
At A Recent Computer Expo Bill Gates Compared The Computer Industry To The Automotive Industry
Bush And Powell Were Sitting In A Bar
A Man Enters A Barber Shop For A Shave
One Day A Man Decided To Drive His Motorcycle At Full Speed Down An Empty Street
There Were Two Blondes At The Park
Due To The Current Financial Situation Management Has Decided To Implement A Scheme To Put All Workers Over 30 On Early Retirement
What Did Saddam Hussein Have In Common With His Father
Two Nuns Are Ordered To Paint A Room In The Convent
How Many Bill Clinton's Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb
The Boss Is Finally Old Enough To Retire From The Company
Your Mama Doesnt Clean Her Fanny At All Because
A Woman Was Taking A Shower And Then Suddenly She Hears The Doorbell
A Man Went For An Audition At A Local Club
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mattress Has
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Took A Ladder
How Can I Ever Thank You Gushed A Woman To Clarence Darrow After He Had Solved Her Legal Troubles
What Do A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce Have In Common
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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