Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Allow me to introduce my selves
i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.
What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pill??? ......first some screwing before use
Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
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If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!