Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?

judge :- Tumhaari koi aakhri wish ? ! Mujrim :- Aap ki beti se shadi, Blackberry Bold&Apple I Phone, 100 crore rs, US ka visa, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche, jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur mein un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske bad aap jo bhi faislaa doge mujhe manzoor hoga.. ! Judge :- (zor se haste hue) Lauda Choos le.. Meri koi beti hi nahi hai. Tango re Madarchod ko...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. U LIVE IN A ZOO U LOOK LIKE A PILE OF S*-T AND U SMELL LIKE IT TO

Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !

Love is ... being married to your best friend.

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.

Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.

I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving


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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw


I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.


When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!


What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan!


If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!


Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving


I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.


i applied for a job at a mental hospital they told me i couldnt apply for a place i live.



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