Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?

Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...

beards can be red a sword can glow blue there's only one precious and that must be you

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox

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More Sms Messages:


i need to ask you something and i want you to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward between us after this but i have to know how you feel i have kept it in for a while now but i think it's finally time i be straight up and just confront you .... i hope this doesn't ruin our relationship we already have. i just need to know and i don't see any other way i could get over this. just doesn't seem fair on me if i don't get an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is. just want your honest opinion .... would you say a jaffa cake is a biscuit ?xx


i am gay wht are you


When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..


What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?


Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!


I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...


Jesus said 2 John cum forth and I'll give u eternal life John came fifth and won a toaster


No man is useless while he has a friend.


I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...


roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.