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Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.
Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???
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Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.

my sister birthday today on may 2 ,2012

No matter how old I am, I still panic when I lose my mum in a shop.

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Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.

a man got on to the bus, and saw a really hot nun. he went up to her and talked to her. he wantd to have sex with her. nun said no. so the bus driver asked him , o u like the nun. he replied yes. bus driver says she goes to the grave every saturday at 9pm, pretend ur god. so he goes to the graveyard and finds the nun there. he asks to have sex and the replie is yes. after hours of sex the man says haha im not god. then the nun takes of her clothes and says hahaha im the bus driver.

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.