Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

Dont walk on front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend.

If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...

Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

Justin Bieber is gay!

Never let a man's mind wander, It's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!

U smel

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More Sms Messages:


They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.


Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.


Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??


When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession


For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.


Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?


Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -


If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.


Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.


If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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