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Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???
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A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
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Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
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2 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was named larry and the other was you
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You know how everyone has a hopeless crush they will never have? Well open up hon' cuz I'm not going anywhere.
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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
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Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.
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I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

hi guys whats up

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p

How come night falls but day breaks?

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know want... I love you!

I love you so much !