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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
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I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
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Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
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Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
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I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.
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Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
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What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
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There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
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You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
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