Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!


I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.


What do you have in common with your husband? " We married on the same day."


All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.


I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. U LIVE IN A ZOO U LOOK LIKE A PILE OF S*-T AND U SMELL LIKE IT TO


Cn we hav sex ? Put on a condom .. Cn u lick my dick ? Ja bt afta u put a condom on ?


Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!


Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you


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More Sms Messages:


This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!


How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow



A friend is someone who knows when you need her...


When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!


When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.


The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!


Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you


The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.


You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.