Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Allow me to introduce my selves
there are 12 months in a year, 7days a week, 24hours a day,60seconds a hour, and one of you in a lifetime.
In 2010, the government is shipping away retards. My eyes teared when I thouht of losing you! Be strong, wear your helmet, and take you crayons!
Im too blessed too be stressed
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pill??? ......first some screwing before use
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitter balls and a little pot of mayonnaise
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???
Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
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Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?