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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.
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A true friend stabs you in the front.
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There are many types of ships. There are wooden ships, plastic ships, and metal ships. But the best and most important types of ships are friendships.
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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so am i
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.
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Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???
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Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie
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The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
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Do not disturb. Already disturbed

SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.

Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre

It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !

I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.