Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Nothing succeeds like excess
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i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx
Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm.... still searching.......no brains found
Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!
When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.
My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
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When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession