Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert

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Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.


Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.


The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..





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