Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.


A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.


The heart and the brain are neighbors, but they will never be friends.


What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?


Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.


Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!


Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.


We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!


Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r? It went down a country road & turned in2 a field.


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More Sms Messages:


If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.


If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!


Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.


The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.


In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldnt learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.


If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life


Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.


Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...


HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!


Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know want... I love you!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.