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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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I've been kidnaped and they cut off the piece of my hand but my father said he want an0ther prove
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
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Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
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blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'
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Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
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Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
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Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!
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Roses are red violets are blue your face belongs in the zoo dont worry ille be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!lol
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Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)
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Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.

Ein Pessimist ist ein Optimist mit Erfahrung

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.

I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!