Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
In 2010, the government is shipping away retards. My eyes teared when I thouht of losing you! Be strong, wear your helmet, and take you crayons!
i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!
A friend is sweet when its new.but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
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Hey babe, how about you come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook ;)

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra

Good advice, whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

Hld tr frnd wth bth yr hnds, dot lt g 4 tr frend cms nc n lftm. Tht's why 'm hldng yo tight! Cnt lt go

Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!