Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
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If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
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the clouds are white the sky is blue, people like you are ment in the zoo, dont be angry you will find me there to, not in a cage but laughing at YOU. hahaahaha
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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
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Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
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Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
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// Baybee You Are A Star You Are Special You Mean Alot Maybe Thats Why *I* Am Taking The Time To Tell You How Much Yuu Mean To Me '0x Love You Lots ... Without YOu My Life Wuld Bee... //InComplete //Baybee x
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20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
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I've tried to sit next to that weird girl Riley Tastifut in class but when she started to eat her pencil and bite her toes i decided to move.

GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Spell hungry horse in 4 letters. M T G G.

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!