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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!
Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.
Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.
Men are like bees when they r done they fly away n never come back.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Ty Blieve it could B a case of Fu2n Mouse.
Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
Real anarchists play chess without kings.
E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
All stressed out and no one to choke
How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?
No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
Funny Jokes:Whats The Difference Between Saddam Hussein And A Bucket Of Crap
Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Can Of Frozen Orange Juice
What does Melania see in Donald Trump
A Guy Walks In And Asks The Bartender Isn't That Bush And Powell Sitting Over There
Yo Mama So Short She Does Backflips
You Know How The Word Ash Is Spelled
Bush Has A Short One
A Frenchman An Englishman And A Redneck Are Captured By A Fierce Tribe Of Indians
At A Trial An Attorney Was Putting Witnesses Through An Exacting Cross-examination
There Was A Blonde Who Was Taking Her Kids To Disney Land
What Did The Police Man Say To His Three Friends
Helen Was Not The Most Attentive In Church
A Hunter Just Tagged His Deer As The Game Warden Walked Up
A Blonde Walks Into A Drugstore And Asks The Pharmacist If The Store Carries Extra-large Condoms
An Engineer A Physicist And A Lawyer Were Being Interviewed For A Position As Chief Executive Officer Of A Large Corporation
There Are Three Girls That Are 17 A Brunette Red-head And A Blonde
Yo Mama Is Stupid She Tried To Throw A Rock
Why Did The Canadian Cross The Road?
What Is Six Inches Long With A Head
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!