Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

Men are like bees when they r done they fly away n never come back.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Ty Blieve it could B a case of Fu2n Mouse.

Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !

Real anarchists play chess without kings.

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

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More Sms Messages:


Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.


When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!


What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'


All stressed out and no one to choke


How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite


KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..


There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!


How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........


For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?


No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!