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Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
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Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
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A donkey falls into a lake from heat exhaustion. A rooster runs to get help. Moral of The story: Hot Ass Makes a cock cum fast!
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It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
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The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
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My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
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If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
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Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.



I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

Girl:You like sleep? I like sleep too. boy:cool, lets do it together then.

Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.

Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

No man is useless while he has a friend.