Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

judge :- Tumhaari koi aakhri wish ? ! Mujrim :- Aap ki beti se shadi, Blackberry Bold&Apple I Phone, 100 crore rs, US ka visa, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche, jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur mein un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske bad aap jo bhi faislaa doge mujhe manzoor hoga.. ! Judge :- (zor se haste hue) Lauda Choos le.. Meri koi beti hi nahi hai. Tango re Madarchod ko...

my name is lanai i just want to share my experience and testimony here.. i was married for 6 years to my husband and all of a sudden, another woman came into the picture.. he started hating me and he was abusive. but i still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all cost…then he filed for divorce. my whole life was turning apart and i didn't know what to do .he moved out of the house and abandoned the kids.. so someone told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me to a spell caster…so i decided to try it reluctantly. although i didn't believe in all those things… then when he consulted his gods and cast a return and love spell, after 3 days, my husband came back and was pleading. he had realized his mistakes. I just couldn't believe it. .anyways we are back together now and we are happy. in case anyone needs this man, his email address ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com his spells is for a better life. again his email is ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com or call him no this number +2348163974382

Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !

I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.

I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!


Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!


GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus.......


if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra


Add a bed. Subtract the sheets. Divide the legs. And try not to multiply. By Destiny Carothers


I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.


Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.


When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?


Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back


Be yourself, there are enough other people.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.