Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Love is ... being married to your best friend.

I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.

If we quit voting will they all go away?

If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…

Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

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More Sms Messages:


If don't like my sms txt, don't hesitate, throw ur phone away!!


Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.=)


I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...


Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!


Constipated people don't give a crap


A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.


Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.


Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.


Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you


They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?