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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.
Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
2 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was named larry and the other was you
Boys shoulld tell tha trouserz its rude to point. LOL
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Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.