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What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Do not disturb. Already disturbed
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U smel
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As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium
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Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
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Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
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Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
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I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
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Women admire a man because he is strong, but they love him for his weaknesses.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. do we ruin our carpet or our life?

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

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how much coke did charlie sheen do enough to kill two in a half men

Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.

2 aerials meet on a roof - fell in love & got married. T ceremony was terrible, but T reception was brilliant!

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.