Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

9 lessons in life: learn to care learn to smile learn to cry learn to give learn to forgive learn to share learn to trust learn to love n learn to say u miss me

Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!

As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?

There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!

My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.

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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing


You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number


Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?


I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy. Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?


SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL WALK INTO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE YOU RALIZE WHY IT NEVER WORKED OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE


He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank


If y cn b vdd smply by clsng r ys, I wldn't blnk t ll for I dnt wnt to lt scnd pss hvng lst hey lk Y!


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?


There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.