Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. Good Luck

Familiarity breeds children

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!

you stink

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More Sms Messages:


When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


Do you think I can live for another forty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another forty years?


bum cheeks bum cheeks slap your head, make it red kiss my bum cheeks


Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask Jill if she wanna. Jill said Yes Pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.


Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.


I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.


hi


Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?


I love you even more than when I started this sentence.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!