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i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.
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Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
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You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
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What do the military do in a civil war ?
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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitter balls and a little pot of mayonnaise
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It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
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There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
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You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.
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roses are red violets are blue, just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you! <3

I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!