Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.
You know how everyone has a hopeless crush they will never have? Well open up hon' cuz I'm not going anywhere.
Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
2 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was named larry and the other was you
Boys shoulld tell tha trouserz its rude to point. LOL
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
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Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r? It went down a country road & turned in2 a field.

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

No man is useless while he has a friend.

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

Don't search for LOVE......Let love search for for you......That's why it's called LOVE....Because you don't actually......FORCE yourself to LOVE.......YOU JUST FALL LOVE

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter