Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Do not disturb. Already disturbed
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Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.
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Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
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Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'
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My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
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Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
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Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.
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Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
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Everyone is entitled to my opinion
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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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The world is so more beautiful with you around!

There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let tham go.

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

friends are like baloons once yuu let em go yuu can neva get em bk so im gonna tie ya to me heart so i never lose yuu x x

You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!