Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

Do not disturb. Already disturbed

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

Why do you always find one shoe Lon the streets ?

Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!

Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

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More Sms Messages:


What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.


I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox


Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.


I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!


If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !


I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.


About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.


Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!


Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.




One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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