Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
Do not disturb. Already disturbed
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
Why do you always find one shoe Lon the streets ?
Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
More Sms Messages:
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox
Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.
About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.
Funny Jokes:Ambition Is A Poor Excuse For Not Having Sense Enough To Be Lazy
What Did The Blonde Do When She Heard That 90 Percent Of All Crimes Occur Around The Home
How Do You Stop A Taliban Tank
A One-dollar Bill Met A 20 Dollar Bill And Said Hey Where Ve You Been I Haven T Seen You Around Here Much
What Do You Get When You Line Up 12 Girls From Kentucky
Why Don T They Have Illegal Aliens On The Starship Enterprise
A Team Of Archaeologists Is Excavating In Israel When They Find A Cave With The Symbols Of A Woman A Donkey A Shovel A Fish And A Star Of David On The Wall
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Loading The Dishwasher
One Day A Young Girl Asks Her Uncle If She Could Go To A Movie
If Fruit Grows On A Fruit Tree Then What Does Chicken Grow On
Bar Troubleshooting Chart
There Was Blonde Who Wanted To Go On A Diet
You Might Be A Redneck If You Take
Why Are Boats Girls
What Would It Take To Reunite The Beatles
How Do You Play Taliban Bingo
An Engineer A Physicist And A Lawyer Were Being Interviewed For A Position As Chief Executive Officer Of A Large Corporation
A Police Officer Attempts To Stop A Car For Speeding And The Guy Gradually Increases His Speed Until He S Topping 100 Mph
Redneck Bar Bell
I Believe Men And Fish Can Coexist Together Peacefully
You Might Be A Redneck If You Use A Cactus
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!