Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
Exceptions always outnumber rules
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"

My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

i loved something you had and then you spent it.(money)...

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.