Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.

An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.

Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!

Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!

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I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils...


Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, he :-) .... me too xxx


About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.


Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.


I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!


Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!


If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...


Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.