Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

beards can be red a sword can glow blue there's only one precious and that must be you

SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.

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More Sms Messages:


Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!


One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.


If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…


Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went it would be hell


Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?


Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.


hi bitches


A donkey falls into a lake from heat exhaustion. A rooster runs to get help. Moral of The story: Hot Ass Makes a cock cum fast!


Ek ladki ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya? ladki ne usku ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola meto bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.....





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.