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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
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Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
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The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..
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I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
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Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.
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Exceptions always outnumber rules
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As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium
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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
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20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
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My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Hw does Bob Marley like his s&wiches? Wi jammin.

What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pill??? ......first some screwing before use

The present is just as mysterious as the future.

Love is....... to love more and more each day....

Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.

Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat