Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it


Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!


If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !


How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!


I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?


For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?


You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.


Ah cah bring u the moon and stars like Jim carey but i draw it and hand u it to hang up.


the clouds are white the sky is blue, people like you are ment in the zoo, dont be angry you will find me there to, not in a cage but laughing at YOU. hahaahaha


If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…


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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !


GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus.......


Never miss a good chance to shut up


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Love you always.


Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"


Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.


Where there's a will, I want to be in it


What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?


The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.