Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Do pilots take crash-courses?
Why do you always find one shoe Lon the streets ?
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.
Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
i really like u
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