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I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
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My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
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If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
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I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
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Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.
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When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
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Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
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Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
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