Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...


If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!


Luck is yours, wishes are mine. let ur future always shine. Best of Luck!


How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........


Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!


Are you ok ?? I heard the buss fell over and i no you dont like wearing your helmet because you like to lick the windows !


Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.


Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!


It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.


Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.


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More Sms Messages:


roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"


Time is something that makes sure that everything does not happen at the same moment.


FRIENDS are like stars... you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there...


Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!


Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck


Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.


If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...


I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.


What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men? Big foot has been spotted a few times





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.