Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Are you ok ?? I heard the buss fell over and i no you dont like wearing your helmet because you like to lick the windows !
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
bite me
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If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you

call me if you have too call me if you need too but otherwise dont call me at all

Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.

when girl is age of 20, she is like Africa half unexplored. when she is 30, she is like India warm, Luxuriant, Magnifying. when she is 40, she is like America technically perfect. when she is 50, she is like Europe all of a ruin. when she is 60 she is like Siberia everybody knows where it is nobody like's to go there!

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !