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Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
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The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
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It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
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Luck is yours, wishes are mine. let ur future always shine. Best of Luck!
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Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
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If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
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What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
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Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
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They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.

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BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

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The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

Only 17% of all traffic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!