Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past

What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

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More Sms Messages:


What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.


I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.


Nothing succeeds like excess


you stink


There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.


Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!


In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!


I love you even more than when I started this sentence.


What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?


i loved something you had and then you spent it.(money)...





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.