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Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!
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Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.
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Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
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What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
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Are you ok ?? I heard the buss fell over and i no you dont like wearing your helmet because you like to lick the windows !
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Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
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The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
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Luck is yours, wishes are mine. let ur future always shine. Best of Luck!
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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
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I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

Do witches run spell checkers?

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day