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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
my name is lanai i just want to share my experience and testimony here.. i was married for 6 years to my husband and all of a sudden, another woman came into the picture.. he started hating me and he was abusive. but i still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all cost…then he filed for divorce. my whole life was turning apart and i didn't know what to do .he moved out of the house and abandoned the kids.. so someone told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me to a spell caster…so i decided to try it reluctantly. although i didn't believe in all those things… then when he consulted his gods and cast a return and love spell, after 3 days, my husband came back and was pleading. he had realized his mistakes. I just couldn't believe it. .anyways we are back together now and we are happy. in case anyone needs this man, his email address email@example.com his spells is for a better life. again his email is firstname.lastname@example.org or call him no this number +2348163974382
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny well...Enough about ME! How about you?
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The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Cn we hav sex ? Put on a condom .. Cn u lick my dick ? Ja bt afta u put a condom on ?
Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
No matter how old I am, I still panic when I lose my mum in a shop.
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