Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitter balls and a little pot of mayonnaise
Ah cah bring u the moon and stars like Jim carey but i draw it and hand u it to hang up.
Those sms are not funny at ol..:-)
You know how everyone has a hopeless crush they will never have? Well open up hon' cuz I'm not going anywhere.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same things but at different speeds
When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....
Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.
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I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?

hi lolxz.

If we woke up next to each other and could only say 3 words what would u say? I got the text from a guy so I said "ur butt hurt?" haha

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

hey lets have sex

Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"

A true friend stabs you in the front.