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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
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Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
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Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
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What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
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There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
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The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!
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Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
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The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..
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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind
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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Do not disturb. Already disturbed

I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!