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For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.
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I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.
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Everyone is entitled to my opinion
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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.
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Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
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If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !
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Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
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