Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.

Exceptions always outnumber rules

You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert

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More Sms Messages:


I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box


Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx


What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.


You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!


Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...


We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."


Are you ok ?? I heard the buss fell over and i no you dont like wearing your helmet because you like to lick the windows !


There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!





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