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Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
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Talk 2 me wen I?m Bored, B with me wen i?m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i?m Sick, Don?t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I?m ALIVE.
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Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!
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Dain Bramage
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I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
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Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r? It went down a country road & turned in2 a field.
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The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind
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It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

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Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend

Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.

I really love to see you smile coz a single smile from you lights up my day