Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.


lol all funny so wat about some more


What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."


i really like u


When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.


A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...


Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.


How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow


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There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.


Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!


For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.


How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?


Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").


If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!


Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain


Question:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Answer:About 45 pounds!!


All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.


News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.