Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.
When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
the clouds are white the sky is blue, people like you are ment in the zoo, dont be angry you will find me there to, not in a cage but laughing at YOU. hahaahaha
i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.
Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
I love you! From the earth till the moon!
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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

U say nice isay sweet u say u like me I say I luv u u say lets get ratios together and I punch u

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands. Good Luck to U.

What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

hey lets have sex