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The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
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Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
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Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
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What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
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Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
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The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!
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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
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Exceptions always outnumber rules
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got nu bf 2bad 4u l8r
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i really like u
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

I've lost my phone! Oh No! That's terrible! Have you found it yet? No Now? No! I'll text you when I find it!

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Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.