Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed atleast 24 hrs. with a retard.... Wanna hang out 2morrow... I got candy...

Justin Bieber is gay!

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.

2 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was named larry and the other was you

Why do you always find one shoe Lon the streets ?

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.

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More Sms Messages:


Nothing succeeds like excess


The best things in life aren't things


We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.


hi bitches


Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply bícoz you are a sweet friend!!


Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.


Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.


Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.


Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.


Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.