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How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
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For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.
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1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!
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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
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A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
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Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
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Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
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Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.

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A good movie can make you cry... so can onions

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its 3.95 per minute!

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.