Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

a man can kiss his wife goodnight,butterfly can kiss flower & u my friend can kiss my ass!
it is not being in love thet makes me happy...but being in love WITH YOU that makes me happy
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?
"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.
Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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