Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow

There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

i really like u

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'. I went over. Nobody was home.

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

Love is....... to love more and more each day....

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.

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More Sms Messages:


You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!


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Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").


I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.


Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!


If we quit voting will they all go away?


Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.


In 2010, the government is shipping away retards. My eyes teared when I thouht of losing you! Be strong, wear your helmet, and take you crayons!


whassuupppppp..


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!





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