Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....
A feature is a bug with seniority
A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'. I went over. Nobody was home.
This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie
Have a nice day. . . somewhere else
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Funny Jokes:Why Did Smokey The Bear Never Have Children
At A Monastery High In The Mountains The Monks Have A Rigid Vow Of Silence
What Do You Call Four Bull Fighters In Quicksand
Why Should You Only Put 239 Beans In Bean Soup
A Tourist Is Traveling With A Guide Through One Of The Thickest Jungles In South America When He Comes Across An Ancient Mayan Temple
This Indian Boy Goes To His Mother One Day With A Puzzled Look On His Face
Yo Mama So Fat She Wakes
Two Bats Are Going For Their Midnight Feed
How To Beat A Speeding Ticket
Yo Mama Is So Hairy When She Gave Birth
One Day These Two Best Friends Jay And Bob Were Walking Down The Forset
Our Local Drugstore Was Robbed Of 500 Bottles Of Viagra
There Was A Lawyner A Priest And A Class Of Children
Did You Hear About The Leper Poker Game
Why Was The Suicide Bomber Disappointed When He Met His 72 Virgins?
During Late Spring One Year A Blonde Was Trying Out Her New Boat
Yo Mamas So Poor When I Saw Her Kicking A Can Down The Street
Why Is It That California Leads The Nation In Number Of Lawyers And New Jersey Leads The Nation In Number Of Toxic Waste Dumps
Yo Mamma So Fat That
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Go Camping For The Weekend
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.