Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.
For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?
Do not disturb. Already disturbed
I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed atleast 24 hrs. with a retard.... Wanna hang out 2morrow... I got candy...
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
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