Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.

blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'

You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Love is ... being married to your best friend.

Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

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Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??


She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head


Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.


Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease? Because they are pigs


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think


He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank


If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.


True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..


U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.