Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!


Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck


You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.


Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.


When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!


My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.


You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.


HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?


Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?


Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.


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More Sms Messages:


do u remember da day we travelled in the car? i put ma dog out ov da window... u put ur face out... then people started shouting.. TWINS TWINS!!!


I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.


Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade


Love is....... to love more and more each day....


It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.


A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.


Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...


For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.


What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!


i lyk it ,i lyk it more than word more





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.