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A feature is a bug with seniority
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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
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Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm.... still searching.......no brains found
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How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
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Luv Ya...Miss Ya...Wanna Kiss YA <3
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Love is ... being married to your best friend.
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It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
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1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!
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