Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitter balls and a little pot of mayonnaise
When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
A feature is a bug with seniority
Nothing succeeds like excess
I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed atleast 24 hrs. with a retard.... Wanna hang out 2morrow... I got candy...
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Wht do elephants hv for dinner? An hour, just like T rest of T animals.

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