Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.

A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.

Have a nice day. . . somewhere else

2 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was named larry and the other was you

Ah cah bring u the moon and stars like Jim carey but i draw it and hand u it to hang up.

i really like u

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...

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More Sms Messages:


I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.


your uygly


U say nice isay sweet u say u like me I say I luv u u say lets get ratios together and I punch u


Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!


I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...


For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.


MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.


i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx


Real love is the history of enormous patience.






One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.