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I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
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Allow me to introduce my selves
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Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.
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I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
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Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
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When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
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Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
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Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
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