Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
More Sms Messages:
A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
If time does not wait for you, donít worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
Funny Jokes:Lady Who Give Kiss Like Spider
Why Is Clinton Having Such A Hard Time Deciding
A Pro Football Team Had Just Finished Their Daily Practice Session When A Large Turkey Came Strutting Onto The Field
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Congregation Uses
There Was A Young Lady From Dallas
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are Trapped In A Forest
An American Automobile Company And A Japanese Auto Company Decided To Have A Competitive Boat Race On The Detroit River
Why Did The Mouse Go To The Party
What Do George Michael And Wellington Boots Have In Common?
I Have A Green Nose Three Red Mouths And Four Purple Ears?
Two Lawyers Were Out Hunting When They Came Upon A Couple Of Tracks
Yo Mama Is So Poor When She Goes To The Park
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Put On A Malcom X
Your Momma S So Fat That When She Walked Past The Tv
An Italian A Bum And A Gay Guy In Hell
This Little Girl Sees Her Dad Naked In The Shower And Says Daddy Whats That
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Took A
A Loaded Mini Van Pulled In To The Only Remaining Campsite
A Guy Walks Into A Store For Some Last-minute Christmas Shopping And Sees A Parrot For Sale
Why Did The Canadian Cross The Road 2
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!