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A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
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For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.
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Talk 2 me wen I?m Bored, B with me wen i?m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i?m Sick, Don?t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I?m ALIVE.
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Do not disturb. Already disturbed
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A feature is a bug with seniority
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Allow me to introduce my selves
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U smel
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why did the sperm cross the road? Because I am wearing the wrong socks
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HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
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Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'. I went over. Nobody was home.

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm? coz you have a cute text mate like me.

No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Question: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? Answer: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back