Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...
An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
A feature is a bug with seniority
I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!
I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed atleast 24 hrs. with a retard.... Wanna hang out 2morrow... I got candy...
Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you!
my life is so prefect with you around, the only thing I'll change in 2015 is my calendar #Minizy #MusicSON
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i am gay wht are you

Mind intentionally left blank...

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie

i am a lion

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

I love working. I can look at it for hours.

friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx

OMG What Is That Big Fat Ugly Thing Over There Oh Shit IT's You

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