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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
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Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

What do 7'tall basketball players do in their off season? Go to the movies and sit in front of you

The road to a friend's house is never long.

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

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Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

Real love is the history of enormous patience.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.

Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.