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i lyk it ,i lyk it more than word more
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Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
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I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.
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Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
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The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
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I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
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why did the sperm cross the road? Because I am wearing the wrong socks
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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
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Love is ... being married to your best friend.
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My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

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I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

Hey, good morning! It's 8:00 and I just wanted to tell you how much I absolutely love you! Count the stars and that's how much I luv you!!Ttyl:;)

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow

No one can battle and win over Love. Because God is love and Jesus died because of Love

GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching TV ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message