Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
hey there cutie how about you come over to myspace so you can twitter on my yahoo, then ill google all over your facebook ;)
Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)
A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!
I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils...
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!
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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.
Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...
They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up
A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, h? :-) .... me too xxx
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
Funny Jokes:An Old Couple Were Sitting In Their Living Room On A Sunday Morning Watching A Religious Program
A Very Flat-chested Blond Finally Decided She Needed A Bra And Set Out To The Mall In Search Of One In Her Size
What Do You Call A Mexican With A Rubber Toe Ruberto!
Here Was This Man In A Bar
Why Men Are Happier Than Women
I Have Two Brothers One Works At Microsoft The Other Was Sentenced To Death In The Gas Chamber
A Grade School Teacher Was Asking Students What Their Parents Did For A Living
In A Class On Abnormal Psychology The Instructor Was About To Introduce The Subject Of Manic Depression
What Do You Call A Bunch Of Women Hanging Around Prostitutes?
A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To A Hot Dog Vendor
Why Do Pedophiles Love Halloween So Much?
Johnny And Rebecca Were Walking Down The Road And When All Of A Sudden He Sees A 20 dollar Bill
There Was A Blonde Who Was Taking Her Kids To Disney Land
An Eccentric Philosophy Professor Gave A One Question Final Exam After A Semester Dealing With A Broad Array Of Topics
Wear Short Sleeves
What Do You Get When You Eat A Prune Pizza
A Slightly Drunk Man Walks Up To The Bartender And Says Hey Thats A Funny Looking Bird
Yo Mama Is Like A Postage Stamp
That Awkward moment when you actually want
It Was The Last Day Of School Kids Bring In Candy Stuff Like That
Two Polish Hunters Were Driving Through The Country To Go Bear Hunting
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!