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If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!

There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!

My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.

hey there cutie how about you come over to myspace so you can twitter on my yahoo, then ill google all over your facebook ;)

Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!

I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils...

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.


Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...


They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up



A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend


What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.


I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.


Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, h? :-) .... me too xxx


This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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