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Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
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Question:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Answer:About 45 pounds!!
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If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
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A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!
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God made man and then rested, God made women and then no one rested
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You could park a bike on that bum
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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitter balls and a little pot of mayonnaise
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!
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Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.
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