Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

Nothing succeeds like excess

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny well...Enough about ME! How about you?

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?

Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled. i wish your day is full of SMILE

hey my friend please see me now iam ryan from spain im 18 yrs old

Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.

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More Sms Messages:


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.


When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?


My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...


Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.


I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....


Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.


How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow


Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.


wat does it profit a guy if he gains the whole girls and suffer for the lost of his most lovely girl. I love u


God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?