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But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".

GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus.......

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

lol all funny so wat about some more

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

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Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?


Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!


Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua… Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. (‘,’)/ Oh my God <) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_


Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.


If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!


I just want to be happy.


Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.


I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.