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An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.
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A feature is a bug with seniority
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How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
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Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.
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Love is....... to love more and more each day....
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Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?
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The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!
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For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?
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The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
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While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

Seven days without laughter makes one weak!!