Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
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By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.