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Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
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your voice sound like that of a fly that is being tied on a selophine crying 4 help.... Lol
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Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
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God made man and then rested, God made women and then no one rested
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The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it
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Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
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What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
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SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
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my name is lanai i just want to share my experience and testimony here.. i was married for 6 years to my husband and all of a sudden, another woman came into the picture.. he started hating me and he was abusive. but i still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all cost…then he filed for divorce. my whole life was turning apart and i didn't know what to do .he moved out of the house and abandoned the kids.. so someone told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me to a spell caster…so i decided to try it reluctantly. although i didn't believe in all those things… then when he consulted his gods and cast a return and love spell, after 3 days, my husband came back and was pleading. he had realized his mistakes. I just couldn't believe it. .anyways we are back together now and we are happy. in case anyone needs this man, his email address ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com his spells is for a better life. again his email is ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com or call him no this number +2348163974382
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If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
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