Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !


Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?


I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.


Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.


A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.


s[he]be[lie]ve[d]


Drrt!


I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....


We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.


Real love is the history of enormous patience.


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There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!


Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!


When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....


Everyone is entitled to my opinion


If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...


No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us


A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.


Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.


Drrt!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?