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Whiter than a pair of Snow White's knickers
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Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
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Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
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Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!
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I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
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a man can kiss his wife goodnight,butterfly can kiss flower & u my friend can kiss my ass!
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Boys shoulld tell tha trouserz its rude to point. LOL
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why did the sperm cross the road? Because I am wearing the wrong socks
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, h? :-) .... me too xxx

It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......

All of you who believe in psycho kinetics, raise 'my' hand ...

Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.