Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
Love is ... being married to your best friend.
What do the military do in a civil war ?
What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
A feature is a bug with seniority
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In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

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Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!

Never say ur happy when ur sadů never say ur fine when ur not oků never say u feel good when u feel badů and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

Out of my mind.back in five minutes

They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.