Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.

We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!

Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?

Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry... I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

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More Sms Messages:


There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.


Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.


There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...


While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."


Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.


If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi


When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!


FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!


Men are like bees when they r done they fly away n never come back.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!