Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.
Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
To love, you have to be loved and let them in.
Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?
I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!
Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex? Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!
INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
2 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was named larry and the other was you
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Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p
Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
Wht do U cll a dog with no legs? It doesn't m
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama Is So Nasty Red Lobster Kicked Her Out
Yo Mama Is So Ugly She Stuck Her Face In Cookie Dough And
Attention Human Resources
Two Lawyers Were Out Hunting When They Came Upon A Couple Of Tracks
There Were 3 Men In An Airplane One Dropped A Pineapple The Next Dropped A Water Melon And The Last Dropped A Bomb
Their Were Three Mountain Climbers One Found A Lamp He Rubbed It There Poped Up Jenie The Jenie Said You Three Get Each Three Wishes
Thier Was This Kid That Always Got Picked On At School
Yo Mama So Fat She Goes Swimming
Youre Mama Is So Fat She Fals Off The
You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Flowers Planted In
The Following Is A True Story And This Situation Supposedly Occurred In A Real Courtroom
Two Doctors Are In The Hallway Complaining About Nurse Nancy
A Man Worked Hard All Day Digging The Garden And Felt Very Stiff And Sore
A Better Way To Know Condom Failure
What Did The Thirsty Whale Do
What Do You Get When You Cross A Cabbage Patch Doll With The Pillsbury Dough Boy
A Man Walked Into A Cowboy Bar And Ordered A Beer Just As President Bush Appeared On The Television
I Have A Green Nose Three Red Mouths And Four Purple Ears?
Why Did Osama Bin Laden Cross The Road
Heard On A Public Transportation Vehicle In Orlando
Why Did The Bald Man Cut Holes In His Pockets
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!