Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Love is ... being married to your best friend.
HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
why did the sperm cross the road? Because I am wearing the wrong socks
Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
What do the military do in a civil war ?
That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you!
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

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Banta road se gujar raha tha, achank, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or, jor se chillaya.... "KAMINE" poty v aise karte hai jaise "SAMOSA"pada ho.

there are 12 months in a year, 7days a week, 24hours a day,60seconds a hour, and one of you in a lifetime.

My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria? He hrd children wr half price.

Roses are red violates are blue please let me fuck you

You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.