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Boys shoulld tell tha trouserz its rude to point. LOL
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.
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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
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Knock! Knock!
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Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.
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All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.
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Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
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How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
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Be yourself, there are enough other people.

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.

Monday is one seventh of your life!

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

My wife dresses 2 kill T only problem is th

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went it would be hell

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.