Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm.... still searching.......no brains found

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.

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More Sms Messages:


i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you'


We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!


hey there cutie how about you come over to myspace so you can twitter on my yahoo, then ill google all over your facebook ;)


When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!


Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.


ATTITUDE RELOADED: I never prove 2 b gud enough 4 every1... Bt, I'm d best 4 dem who understand me..


In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.


Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.


Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.