Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.

Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

To love, you have to be loved and let them in.

Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?

I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!

Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex? Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert

2 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was named larry and the other was you

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Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!


Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p


Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.


Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.


Wht do U cll a dog with no legs? It doesn't m


As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.


Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!