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Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
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Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
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Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
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my name is lanai i just want to share my experience and testimony here.. i was married for 6 years to my husband and all of a sudden, another woman came into the picture.. he started hating me and he was abusive. but i still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all cost…then he filed for divorce. my whole life was turning apart and i didn't know what to do .he moved out of the house and abandoned the kids.. so someone told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me to a spell caster…so i decided to try it reluctantly. although i didn't believe in all those things… then when he consulted his gods and cast a return and love spell, after 3 days, my husband came back and was pleading. he had realized his mistakes. I just couldn't believe it. .anyways we are back together now and we are happy. in case anyone needs this man, his email address ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com his spells is for a better life. again his email is ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com or call him no this number +2348163974382
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Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.
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When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
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