Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.
Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"
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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

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Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

Banta road se gujar raha tha, achank, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or, jor se chillaya.... "KAMINE" poty v aise karte hai jaise "SAMOSA"pada ho.

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Wht do U cll a dog with no legs? It doesn't m

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier