Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
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The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!
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Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.
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Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
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That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
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You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
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Hw do U communic

Never miss a good chance to shut up

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

There are many types of ships. There are wooden ships, plastic ships, and metal ships. But the best and most important types of ships are friendships.


Question: How did the Pollack burn his face? Answer: Bobbing for french fries.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

Hey Baby! Wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over you facebook?

A chicken sandwitch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".