Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn ? I forgot na!

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never

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More Sms Messages:


A monkey told his father, why are we ugly? The father said 'thank God u should have seen d person reading dis message'


i know your secret!You dirty little girl/boy. Talk Later! hahha see how many nipples text u backthinking that you know there secret!


The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.


No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.


U smel


Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...


Women admire a man because he is strong, but they love him for his weaknesses.


She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.


If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !


I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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