Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'

Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm.... still searching.......no brains found

We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

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Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!


A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.


What do the military do in a civil war ?


Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.


The strongest muscle of the human body is the tongue.


Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters


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There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.


roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!


The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.