Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
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Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
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What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
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Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women
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bite me
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Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
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If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
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I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
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to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror!

There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!

You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!