Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

Friendship is like a glass, handle it whit care, when it's broken it's hard to repair.

Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.

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More Sms Messages:


The strongest muscle of the human body is the tongue.


Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...


Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.


Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???


To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world


you and me we do it in bed in the car in the bathroom heck we even do it standing up...Yup we love to txt


INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)


To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world


When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?