Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
Friendship is like a glass, handle it whit care, when it's broken it's hard to repair.
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.
Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!
Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
bite me
Question: Why was the leper caught speeding? Answer: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
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If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

Schatz ich Liebe Dich über Alles auf der welt. NwLy. Baby .. 4- Ever <3<3

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

aravindhan

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering