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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........

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It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

Are you ok ?? I heard the buss fell over and i no you dont like wearing your helmet because you like to lick the windows !

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women

Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.

Friendship is like a glass, handle it whit care, when it's broken it's hard to repair.

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