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What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
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Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women
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I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
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bite me
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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Friendship is like a glass, handle it whit care, when it's broken it's hard to repair.
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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you

Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.

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