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U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
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SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
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What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan!
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Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
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When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
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I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed atleast 24 hrs. with a retard.... Wanna hang out 2morrow... I got candy...
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Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)
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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

He's as camp as a row of tents

A good movie can make you cry... so can onions

SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?

Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?