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Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.

A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.

Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.

We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.

What do the military do in a civil war ?

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

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Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?


How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!



Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.


Kyun use manane ke liye uske per pakrun? ay dost mujhe usse mohabbat hai..koi matlb to nahi :(


i am gay wht are you


One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?


this is for answering phone calls not texting-----CHESTER MELESTERS DAYCARE SERVICES, HOW MAY I HELP YOU


What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.


Your mums so fat that when she walks around she get taking the piss out of get a better mum mate grow a pair....!x



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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