Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex? Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.

Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

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More Sms Messages:


Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?


a man can kiss his wife goodnight,butterfly can kiss flower & u my friend can kiss my ass!


Hey I lost my phone could u call it for me?


The strongest muscle of the human body is the tongue.


roses r red violets r blu god made me pretty but wat happened to u


My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."


How come night falls but day breaks?


What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.





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