Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
s[he]be[lie]ve[d]
Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
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The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

hiiiiiii

Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more.

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!

I've tried to sit next to that weird girl Riley Tastifut in class but when she started to eat her pencil and bite her toes i decided to move.

As rare as a Blonde virgin

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!

Hy munti how are you kaha par hai.........