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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.
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Love is ... being married to your best friend.
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SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
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I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
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Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
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She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.
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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.
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He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
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I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.

When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee

Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!

Why did the good Lord give women thrush?..........To teach them how to live with an irritating twat before they actually marry one!

Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet

What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"

I've seen more hair on a billiard ball