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He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
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She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
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Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
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For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?
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The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
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Real love is the history of enormous patience.
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A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.
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GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus.......
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.
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i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx

Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...

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A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.

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I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!

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