Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!


I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.


Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled. i wish your day is full of SMILE


yo mama so ugly she made YOU look H O T!


Drrt!


If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!


I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.


Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.


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to whom am i f*cking tonight wait i thought this was sam but who know im totally wasted right now it could be molly


Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !



Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more.


There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!


It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge


Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!


Do pilots take crash-courses?


Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.