Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same things but at different speeds
"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"
The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
A donkey falls into a lake from heat exhaustion. A rooster runs to get help. Moral of The story: Hot Ass Makes a cock cum fast!
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Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap
LOVE is something beautiful, a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
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While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

3 cowboys r sittin round a campfire,out on d lonesome prairie,each wit d bravado 4 which cowboys r famous.A nite of tall tales begins. D 1st says,"I must be d meanest,toughest cowboy ter is.Why,jus d othr day,a bull got loose in d corral n gored 6 men b4 I wrestled it wit my bare hands." D 2nd can't stand to b bested. "Why tat's nothin.I was walkin dwn d trail yestrdy n a 15 ft. rattler slid out frm under a rock.I grabbd tat snake,bit its head off,n sucked d poison dwn in 1 gulp.N I'm still here today." D 3rd cowboy remaind silent,slowly stirring the red hot coals wit his Penis...

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

What's the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Question: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Answer: We don't know. Never happens.

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us