Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled. i wish your day is full of SMILE

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

Whiter than a pair of Snow White's knickers

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

What do the military do in a civil war ?

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?

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Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.


If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…


As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition


Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


The Planet is fine and the People are FUCKED!


But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".


Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......


hi guys whats up


Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!




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