Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

What do the military do in a civil war ?

Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

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More Sms Messages:


Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...


Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know want... I love you!


Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!



No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.


One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.


He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.


Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H


I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.


It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!