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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
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I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
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Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.
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When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
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Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop
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He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure
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I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.