Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.
Real love is the history of enormous patience.
Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
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Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?

stop it. oh u re still doing it. stop it right now. why re u fucking ur phone with ur thumb?

Njoy in giving respect 2 others.This z GOD GIVEN MANTRA 2 njoy a wndrfl life 4ever

Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!