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He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure
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Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same things but at different speeds
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I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!
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It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
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The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
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Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
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There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.
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Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
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I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you

When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.

Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?

friends are like baloons once yuu let em go yuu can neva get em bk so im gonna tie ya to me heart so i never lose yuu x x

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Man finds his wife with his friend in bed.he shoot his friend and kill him. His wife says: if you behave like this,you will lose all your friends.

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke