Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.


why did the sperm cross the road? Because I am wearing the wrong socks


Im too blessed too be stressed


Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering


I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.


Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!


How do I set the laser printer to stun?


my life is so prefect with you around, the only thing I'll change in 2015 is my calendar #Minizy #MusicSON


I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.


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More Sms Messages:


Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.


a little girl said what is a p---y. and her dad says a purse.oh says the little girl.and then she said what is a d--k and her mom says it is a hat.oh said the little girl. her mom waz in the kitchen screwing the turckey and dad is playitng with his hat.so the little girl envited 2 friends over a little boy and a little girl and when she opend the door she said come in hang up ur d--ks and lay down ur p---ys.


my life is so prefect with you around, the only thing I'll change in 2015 is my calendar #Minizy #MusicSON


Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.


I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.


Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.


Never stay, always leave. Its better.


A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.


A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!


If don't like my sms txt, don't hesitate, throw ur phone away!!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?