Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness


Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.


You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.


Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.


Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. Good Luck


I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.


I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!


We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.


Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.


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More Sms Messages:


Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…


By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.


Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.


Luck is yours, wishes are mine. let ur future always shine. Best of Luck!


That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.


i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx



Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.


Y dnt lobsters shR? Bcoz Ty're shellfish.


Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm? coz you have a cute text mate like me.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.