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Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
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Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. Good Luck
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To love, you have to be loved and let them in.
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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
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I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

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Allow me to introduce my selves

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

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I love working. I can look at it for hours.

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I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.