Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Real love is the history of enormous patience.
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply bícoz you are a sweet friend!!
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan!
roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't...
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.

Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!

Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.