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Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.
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Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
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The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
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I love you! From the earth till the moon!
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lol all funny so wat about some more
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Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
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LOVE is something beautiful, a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
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I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!
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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

When you left, my world turned upside down

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

roses are red violets are blue, just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you! <3

I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except you...

I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!

Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.


Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.