Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

so my mom comes in my room and say's, "jake turn the tv off". i say "what channel is that on"?

God made man and then rested, God made women and then no one rested

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

Be yourself, there are enough other people.

The heart and the brain are neighbors, but they will never be friends.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled. i wish your day is full of SMILE

I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

my life is so prefect with you around, the only thing I'll change in 2015 is my calendar #Minizy #MusicSON

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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!


Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna.!!


Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....


I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


There was a lil girl who wanted a bike and begged god for one so she begged god for one and he wasnt listening so she went 2 church ans snuck the Mary(gods mother) statue into her bookbagso when she got home she wrote a letter 2 god saying" god u better give me a bike because I GOT UR MOTHER"


I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!


God made man and then rested, God made women and then no one rested



Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.





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