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Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
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The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.
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He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure
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Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
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What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
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You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
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Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.
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a man can kiss his wife goodnight,butterfly can kiss flower & u my friend can kiss my ass!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..

Luv Ya...Miss Ya...Wanna Kiss YA <3

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!

Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.

Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.

Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'