Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'
If y cn b vdd smply by clsng r ys, I wldn't blnk t ll for I dnt wnt to lt scnd pss hvng lst hey lk Y!
This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
Real love is the history of enormous patience.
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
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Do you think I can live for another forty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another forty years?

It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!

roses r red volites r blue the dog next door remindes me of u

Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'

roses are red violets are blue, just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you! <3

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

When all else fails manipulate the data

For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.