Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

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More Sms Messages:


I get by with a little help from my friends.


Is it time for your medication or mine?


Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.


Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!



After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!


My Reality Check bounced.


A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.


Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?


When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its 3.95 per minute!





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Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.