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When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
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How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
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I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!
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Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
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Knock! Knock!
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He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
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Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
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Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.
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You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
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My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.
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Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

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Nothing succeeds like excess

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

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For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. 1,000 ONO. No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. do we ruin our carpet or our life?