Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Knock! Knock!
I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!
God made man and then rested, God made women and then no one rested
Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.

Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!

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It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.