Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".

The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

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More Sms Messages:


Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.


By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.


Ah cah bring u the moon and stars like Jim carey but i draw it and hand u it to hang up.


As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat


Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.


When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.


Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?


There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.


Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.


I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.