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He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
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You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
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Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
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LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
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Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat friend cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds.... Now read again without saying cat. Enjoy it!!
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FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said 'Come no over, Tre's nobody home'. I went over. Nobody was home.
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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop
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I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.

1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!

Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?

You know how everyone has a hopeless crush they will never have? Well open up hon' cuz I'm not going anywhere.