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I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.
blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'
She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard
Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?
Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life
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We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
your voice sound like that of a fly that is being tied on a selophine crying 4 help.... Lol
He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure
Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Have a nice day. . . somewhere else
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