Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn ? I forgot na!

Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead.

Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

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More Sms Messages:


The best mirror is an old friend.


There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?


You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?


***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1


We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!


You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.


Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control.


10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today".. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!


No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?