Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man? Trus2rthy.
roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't...
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

when girl is age of 20, she is like Africa half unexplored. when she is 30, she is like India warm, Luxuriant, Magnifying. when she is 40, she is like America technically perfect. when she is 50, she is like Europe all of a ruin. when she is 60 she is like Siberia everybody knows where it is nobody like's to go there!

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.

I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

Question: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? Answer: There have been sightings of UFOs.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!