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When you left, my world turned upside down
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You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
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Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
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I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!
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"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"
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Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
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I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
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You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
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WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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FRIENDS are like stars... you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there...
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The present is just as mysterious as the future.

You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending..

Love is....... to love more and more each day....

Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet? I find U V

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!

I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils...

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?