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Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
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Be yourself, there are enough other people.
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There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.
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Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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When you left, my world turned upside down
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I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
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You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
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Everyone is entitled to my opinion
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To love, you have to be loved and let them in.
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I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.
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To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world


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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat friend cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds.... Now read again without saying cat. Enjoy it!!

As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium

Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.