Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled. i wish your day is full of SMILE

Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..!

A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

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You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddy bear!


If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!



He said: ?I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening. When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.


Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.


It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!


If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...


The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.


Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx


Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.