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Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
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Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.
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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
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Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
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Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop
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Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
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Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
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Question: How did the Pollack burn his face? Answer: Bobbing for french fries.

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat friend cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds.... Now read again without saying cat. Enjoy it!!

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!