Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.


I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!


If y cn b vdd smply by clsng r ys, I wldn't blnk t ll for I dnt wnt to lt scnd pss hvng lst hey lk Y!


No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.


He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure


Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?


It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.


Be yourself, there are enough other people.


A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.


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More Sms Messages:


Roses are red violets are he for me and not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!!! True....


Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.


Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?


wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...


Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you!


A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.


I only drink to make my wife look prettier


Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most


I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.


Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.