Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn ? I forgot na!

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

my life is so prefect with you around, the only thing I'll change in 2015 is my calendar #Minizy #MusicSON

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

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More Sms Messages:


i loved something you had and then you spent it.(money)...


When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.


In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!


Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.


Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. 1


The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.


#3 means everything#1&2


I love you so much !


Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.


What do you have in common with your husband? " We married on the same day."




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!