Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.
He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
Be yourself, there are enough other people.
I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!
You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
s[he]be[lie]ve[d]
love you so bad al kihba
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
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