Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

You could park a bike on that bum

He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, he :-) .... me too xxx

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Q:What do u call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer:)

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Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.


Question: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Answer: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.


A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.


Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???


You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.


I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...


I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!


I love you wit all my butt, i would say heart but my butt iz bigger


If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.


God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!