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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
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If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.
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Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
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This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.
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why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
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Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.
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I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
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When all else fails manipulate the data

Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Doctor asks: How's your headache? Patient: She is fine!

They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.