Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.


Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'


You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !


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The words are easy when the language is LOVE !


Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, h? :-) .... me too xxx


In The Event Of A Fire Please Read Below Not Now Yhuu Thick Cubt. Onli In The Event Of A Fire..


what do u get wen a Caterpillar walks and a parrot talks?


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?


Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry... I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.


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Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.


20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand


Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.


In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.



While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."


Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.


How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.


She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.