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I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
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Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
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Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
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It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
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Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
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Insanity is my only means of relaxation
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat friend cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds.... Now read again without saying cat. Enjoy it!!
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Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
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Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, h? :-) .... me too xxx

Man finds his wife with his friend in bed.he shoot his friend and kill him. His wife says: if you behave like this,you will lose all your friends.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.=)

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden.

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