Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Wht do elephants hv for dinner? An hour, just like T rest of T animals.
No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.
If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
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