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Never say ur happy when ur sadů never say ur fine when ur not oků never say u feel good when u feel badů and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

it is not being in love thet makes me happy...but being in love WITH YOU that makes me happy

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

You could park a bike on that bum

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

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Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners? So men cn underst& Tm.


Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.


love


Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.


The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.


Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!


What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you


Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!