Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Im too blessed too be stressed

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard

You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

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More Sms Messages:


A monkey told his father, why are we ugly? The father said 'thank God u should have seen d person reading dis message'


Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.


Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.


How do I set the laser printer to stun?


Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.


If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life


Do not disturb. Already disturbed


What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.


How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow


Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?