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Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...
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Wht do elephants hv for dinner? An hour, just like T rest of T animals.
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I said no to drugs, but they did not listen!
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Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
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GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus.......
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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All computers wait at the same speed.
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My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
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why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
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People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so am i

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.

No matter how old I am, I still panic when I lose my mum in a shop.

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

Ek ladki ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya? ladki ne usku ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola meto bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.....