Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?
Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry... I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.
Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.
Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
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How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer

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Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.

Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

The best mirror is an old friend.

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.

Never say ur happy when ur sadů never say ur fine when ur not oků never say u feel good when u feel badů and never say ur alone when I m still alive.