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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
hi guys whats up
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!
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What Did Santa Say To The Three Blondes On The Corner?
Young Boy Said To His Father You C Dad I-really Wanna Marry
True Story I Was Happy
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Yo Mama So Fat She Has To Wear A Watch
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Yo Mama Is So Fat When I Swerved
You Might Be A Redneck If You Like To Brag You Learned To Fire A Shotgun
A Man Got Pulled Over For Just Rolling Through A Stop Sign When The Man Got Pulled Over By The Cop
There Are Three Men In Line To Get In To Heaven
You Might Be A Blonde If You Think
In Most Offices The Photocopier Is Out Of Order Every Now And Then
Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting
Yo Mama Is So Ugly When She Wakes Up
What Do Brooklyn And Women In Tight Jeans Have In Common
What Do You Call A Blonde Who Eats Too Much
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb
How Does A Blonde Try To Kill A Worm?
I Just Got My New Lexus RX400h And Returned To The Dealer The Next Day Complaining That I Couldn T Figure Out How The Radio Worked
What Do Lawyers Use As Contraceptives
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.