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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
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Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
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Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
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The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
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I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
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Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
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You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
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It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.

Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

Friendship is like a glass, handle it whit care, when it's broken it's hard to repair.

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

I’m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks”. I’m doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Dain Bramage

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" BantAnswer: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere. I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.