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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
The best mirror is an old friend.
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Funny Jokes:The New Hire Calls In Sick On Monday
How can Donald Trump be hostile to people
Your Mama So Fat She Looked In A Mirror
Santa Claus Makes His Way Down The Chimney And Is Met By A Lovely Young Woman In A Robe
Donald Trump wants to build a great Wall between Mexico
There Was This Snail Who Wanted To Be A Formula One Racing Driver
A Brummie Guy Was Showing The Blonde Girl The L And R Tags In His Wellies
Two tampons were crossing the street
What Is More Fun That Stapling Babies To A Wall
Yo House So Small I Stuck The Key In
What Do You Call Two Cannibals Having Oral Sex
An Engineer A Physicist And A Lawyer Were Being Interviewed For A Position As Chief Executive Officer Of A Large Corporation
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When I Put Her On The
Donald Trump at a campaign stop in the Midwest
Whats The Difference Between Saddam Hussein And A Bucket Of Crap
The Man Passed Out In A Dead Faint As He Came Out Of His Front Door Onto The Porch
What do you call the Michael Moore film about Donald Trump
Your Mamma Is So Fat When She Sings Its
An Elderly Couple Was Attending Church Services
A Guy Walks In And Asks The Bartender Isn't That Bush And Powell Sitting Over There
The Easiest Way To Find Something Lost Around The House Is To Buy A Replacement
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!