Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
Roses are red , violets are blue , i have 5 fingas and one goes to you.
My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. do we ruin our carpet or our life?
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
Funny Jokes:Doctor What I Need Is Something To Stir Me Up
Why Are Black People So Good At Basketball?
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Took A Vacation To New York City
A Girl Was Throwing Stones At A Cow
Three Couples Went To A Restaurant
What Do You Get If You Cross A Elephant With A Fish
If You Went To A Party And Woke Up With A Condom In Your Ass
There Was Once A Young Man Who In His Youth Professed His Desire To Become A Great Writer
Two Drunk Guys Are Walking Home From The Pub When They See A Large Hole In The Ground
A Frenchman Walks Into A Bar Smiles At The Landlord
A Man Walks Into A Bar With His Wife
There Were 3 People There Names Where Shutup Manners Poop
Three Hicks Were Working On A Telephone Tower - Steve Bruce And Jed
A Blonde Went Out And Bought A New Car So She Was Taking It For A Test Drive
What Do Osama Bin Laden And Crabs
An American Automobile Company And A Japanese Auto Company Decided To Have A Competitive Boat Race On The Detroit River
Yo Mamma So Nasty The
I don t want to taco bout it
A Four Year Old Little Boy Was At The Doctors Office With His Mother In The Waiting Room When He Spotted A Pregnant Lady On The Other Side Of The Room
Yo Mama Is So Small She
How Do The Makers Of Celebrex Celebrate?
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!