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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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I lve u undoubtebly,unlimitedly, uncontrolably & unstoppably.

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.