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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !
When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex? Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
Never miss a good chance to shut up
I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you
No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
Funny Jokes:What Do You Call A Blonde Doing A Handstand
What Do You Do If Your Girlfriend Starts Smoking
What Did The Left But Cheek Say To The Right But Cheek
Your Mamma Is So Stupid She Was Traped In A Grocery Store
Students Were Assigned To Read Two Books Titanic And My Life By Bill Clinton
Yo Mama Is So Ghetto She Does Wheelies
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Breaks
A Teacher Was Testing The Children In Her Sunday School Class To See If They Understood The Concept Of Getting To Heaven
Yo Mama Is So Fat I Had To Dip Her In
Once There Was 3 Men In A Forest In The Middle Of Nowhere
Yo Mama So Old When I Slapped Her On
Bubba Didn't Know What The Sign In The Store Window Meant
Husband And Wife Are Getting All Snugly In Bed
What Did Clinton Say When Asked If He Had Used Protection
One Day A Cucumber Pickle And A Penis Were All Discussing How Much Their Lives Suck
Definition Of A Lawyer
One Day A Blonde Walks In The Doctors Office And Says Doctor I Think I Broke Every Bone In My Body
Yo Mama So Scary When She
A Member Of The United States Senate Known For His Hot Temper And Acid Tongue Exploded One Day
Yo Mamas So Weak When A Ladybird Landed
During Late Spring One Year Paris Hilton Was Trying Out Her New Boat
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!