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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.

Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!

Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.

The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.

Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin

I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you

You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

It is better to be fair than to be popular!

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

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