Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.


Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!


Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.


The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.


I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you


Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin


You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.


What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant


This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!


It is better to be fair than to be popular!


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The heart and the brain are neighbors, but they will never be friends.


Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..


Whiter than a pair of Snow White's knickers


Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?


You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.


Where are the first 6 up's ?


What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you


Guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter replies 'nothing special - we just flat out tell 'em they're gonna die'.


A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.


Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.