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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!
Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...
9 lessons in life: learn to care learn to smile learn to cry learn to give learn to forgive learn to share learn to trust learn to love n learn to say u miss me
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.
Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...
I suck dick
Real love is the history of enormous patience.
Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
Funny Jokes:A Guy Goes To A Weight Loss Clinic And Says He Needs To Lose 20 Lbs
What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Grenade
There Were Two Old Men Sitting On A Park Bench Passing The Day Away Talking
THE TOP THIRTEEN CHANGES UNDER A GOVERNMENT RUN BY PRO WRESTLERS
Saddam Hussein And His Chauffeur Were Cruisin Down The I-69 Highway When Suddenly They Hit A Pig Crossing The Road
A Guy Is Walking Past A Big Wooden Fence At The Insane Asylum And He Hears All The Residents Inside Chanting Thirteen
What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
Yo Mama So Cheap That She
At A Monastery High In The Mountains The Monks Have A Rigid Vow Of Silence
Moses And Jesus Were In A Threesome Playing Golf One Day
What Do You Call A Lonely Fisherman
Top 10 Bumper Stickers
I Saw Your Dad Walking Down The Street The Other Day
Three Blondes Have Just Finished A Jigsaw-puzzle So They Decide To Celebrate By Going Out
A Gay Was Sitting With His Boyfriend And He Was Looking At The Holiday Broucher
There Was A Cucumber A Pickle And A Penis Sitting Around Talking About How Their Lives Sucked
George Bush Laura Bush And Dick Cheney Where Flying In A Private Jet
How Are Your Hemorrhoids?
Yo Mama So Ugly She Walked In To A Haunted House
They Had Lived Together In The Backwoods For Over Fifty Years
Why Do Homosexuals Like Cheney And Dubya
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.