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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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i love my boobies
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !
In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
Funny Jokes:A Man And A Woman Are Driving Down The Same Road At The Same Time
There Were Two Old Men Sitting On A Park Bench Passing The Day Away Talking
A Pollock Walks Into A Pharmacy And Asks The Pharmacist If He Sells Condoms
Recently A Distraught Wife Went To The Local Police Station
Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer
A Woman Walks Into A Restaurant And Sits Down
Yo Momma So Fat She Uses The
What Do Tornadoes And Graduates From The University Of Florida Have In Common
Republican leaders unveiled the new tax plan
What Did The Police Man Say To His Three Friends
Doctor What Does The X-ray Of My Head Show
Donald Trump is a successful investor
Give A Man A Fish And He Will Eat For A Day
A Mexican Walks Into A Bakery And Asks May I Have A Bum Please
What Do You Call An Empty Jar Of Cheez Whiz
You Might Be A Redneck If You Wonder How Service Stations
Yo Mama Is So Fat That You Have To Spread Her Legs
What S The Difference Between A Drunk And A Stoner
10 Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
One Fine Day In The Middle Of Class At School A Girl Raised Her Asking To Be Excused
What Is The Difference Between A Tire And 365 Condoms
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!