Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.

Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!

Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.

The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.

I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you

Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin

You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

It is better to be fair than to be popular!

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Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness


Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...


I don't get even . . . . . I get odder


How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow


Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.


Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most


If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !


The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?


All of you who believe in psycho kinetics, raise 'my' hand ...




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