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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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If i could choose but one friend, it would be you.
what do u get wen a Caterpillar walks and a parrot talks?
I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Funny Jokes:Eddie Came To Work Monday And His Co-workers Asked Him How His Weekend Was
Two Blondes Meet In Heaven
When I Was Young I Had No Sense Stuck My Dick In An Electric Fence
What's The First Thing A Blonde Does In The Morning
Santa Claus The Tooth Fairy An Honest Lawyer And An Old Drunk Are Walking Down The Street
One Day A Camel And An Elephant Met
What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was
HEADLINE A Hole Has Appeared In The Ladies Changing Rooms At The Sports Club
Your Mamma So Fat When Jesus Said Let Their Be Light
My Stomach Is Getting Awfully Big Doctor
Lady Gaga So Scampy
If Fruit Grows On A Fruit Tree Then What Does Chicken Grow On
How Do You Get A One-armed Blonde Out Of A Tree?
You Might Be A Redneck If You Learned
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Scrubs
You Might Be A Redneck If The Most Common Phrase
Said A Fool Whose Mind Was Quite Minuscule
A Woman Walks Into A Restaurant And Sits Down
WHO IS JACK SCHITTT
Three Men Are Found In The Wilderness By Civilized Cannibals
A Little Boy Came Down To Breakfast
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!