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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!
Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
It's colder than a penguin's bollocks
Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.
Never miss a good chance to shut up
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
Funny Jokes:Three Chinese Guys Living In Shanghai Decided To Emigrate To America
There Was Once A Young Man Who In His Youth Professed A Desire To Become A Great Writer
A Friend Was In Front Of Me Coming Out Of Church One Day And The Preacher Was Standing At The Door As He Always Is To Shake Hands
A Lady Walked Into A Bank And Asked To Make A Wager
What Do You Do If Your Girlfriend Starts Smoking
How Does Snoop Dogg Keep His Canine Teeth White
What Two Things In The Air
A Man Walked Into A Market To Get Some Cat Food For His Cat
A Guy Walks Into A Psychiatrist S Office Covered Only In Saran Wrap
My Therapist Told Me The Way To Achieve True Inner Peace Is To Finish What I Start
As A Little Girl Climbed Onto Santa S Lap Santa Asked The Usual
Yo Mamma Breath Smell Sooooooo Bad
Real Bumper Stickers Found On Real Cars
You Might Be A Redneck If You Use The Same
What Do You Call A Bodybuilder With A Big Penis
Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill To Fetch Some Margarine
Why Did The Oranje Stop At The Bottom Of The Hill
Rearrange The Letters
Yo Mama Is So Nasty Her Crabs Use Her
A Bear Walks Into A Bar And Says I Want A Bourbon And A Coke
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.