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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.
I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
Funny Jokes:The Difference Between Yo Mama And A Blue Whale
What Are The Ingredients For The New Improved Clinton Stew
As Johnny Walked Upstairs He Heard A Noise Coming From His Mum And Dads Bedroom
What Do You Call A Bull That Is Sleepy
What Thing Walks On All 4 Then On 2 Then On 3
America Has Finally Captured Saddam Hussein
A Blonde Goes To An Office Party And Wins A Thermos
Who Is The Most Popular Guy At A Nudist Colony
What Do You Get When You Mix A Red Head And Michael Jackson
A Priest And A Rabbi Were Walking Down The Street On The Other Side They Saw A Young Boy Walking
The Year Was 1876 A Lone Stage Coach Rumbled Along A Road In Texas
What Do You Do With 365 Used Condoms
What Do The Female Reindeer Do When Santa Takes The Male Reindeer Out On Christmas Eve
Two College Roommates Are About To Go To Bed
How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention
What Do You Call A One-legged Lady?
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Can Have Biscuts For An Orgasim So Everytime
One Day A Blonde Wife Roughly 25 Wanted To Prove To Her Husband
How Did The Blonde Girl Put Out Her Cigarette
There Was An American Man That Had An Meeting In France
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!