Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.

Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!

Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.

The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.

I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you

Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin

You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

It is better to be fair than to be popular!

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Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.


wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...


What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop


everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.


This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."


Kyun use manane ke liye uske per pakrun? ay dost mujhe usse mohabbat hai..koi matlb to nahi :(


I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say


Y did T farmer win a noBl prize? Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field! Y did T jelly baby go 2 school? Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.


U are a BITCH B eautiful I ntelligent T alented C ute H ilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*


there are 12 months in a year, 7days a week, 24hours a day,60seconds a hour, and one of you in a lifetime.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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