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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled. i wish your day is full of SMILE
True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.
I'll love you till the end! And then some more.
Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
Funny Jokes:Little Johnny Goes Up To His Mother And Asks Is God Male Or Female?
What Did The Prick Say To The Balls
Why don t black cats cross Trumps path
What Do You Get When You Pass A Donkey And A Onion
Once A Blonde Went To The Library To Get A Book
How Do You Keep A Terrorist From Drowning?
So Everyone Knows That Pope John Paul The 2nd Died Recently
Arizona Dumb Laws
Why Did The Blonde Go To KFC
Yo Mama Is So Hairy She Makes
There Is A Navy Guy And A Marine In The Washroom
Yo Mama So Dirty She Made
Yo Mama So Fat It Takes Two Buses
You Are Stuck In An Elevator With A Tiger A Lion And A Lawyer
What Do You Call A One-legged Lady?
Yo Mama So Fat She Steps On A Scale
There Is 3 Men One From Ireland One From America And One From Australia
A Guy Walked Into A Bar
What Do You Call Two Brunettes And A Blonde In The NFL
Yo Mama So Fat She Has To Wear A Watch
Did You Hear About The Man Who Drank 5 Gallons Of Tea
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!