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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.
hey my friend please see me now iam ryan from spain im 18 yrs old
Funny Jokes:Hav U Eva Herd Da Movie Constipated
Yo Mama So Fat That When She Rolls Over In Bed At Night
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Thinks DNA Is The
I Am Writing In Response To Your Request For Additional Information For Block Number 3 Of The Accident Reporting Form
Doctor Should I File My Nails
A Couple Was Getting Ready To Go To A Halloween Party But The Wife Had A Terrible Headache
The Only Difference Between Your Face
I just left my job
One Day A Guy Went To A Bull Restaurant And The Guy Ate So Much
There Is An English Man Irish Man N Scottish Man
How do you know the economy is only getting worse
Have You Heard That OJ Is Starting A New Airport Limo Service
On The First Day Of College The Dean Addressed The Students Pointing Out Some Of The Rules
What Did The Thirsty Whale Do
Why Are There So Many Trees Along The Streets Of Paris
Yo Mama So Ugly She Looked At Somebody
Words Women Use
Yo Mama Is So Stupid That When I Walked Past
Bill Gates Is Hanging Out With The Chairman Of General Motors 2
Why Didn T The Skelenton Go To The Dance
A Family Of Three Tomatoes Were Walking Downtown One Day When The Little Baby Tomato Started Lagging Behind
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!