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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
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Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
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Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
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The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
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I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
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Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
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You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
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It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.

An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.

Familiarity breeds children

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

i got thrown out of mcdonalds this morning- the girl was an absolute stunner and she askked me if she could make it large for 30p? i replied that she already had but could she wank me off for an extra 1? ;)