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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
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Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
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Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
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The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
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I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
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Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
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You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
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It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".

Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.

In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick" Boss asks: "How sick are u?" Bloke: "I'm F****ing my Sis, how sick is that???"

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.