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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre
Never miss a good chance to shut up
Knock! Knock! Who's There? A midget who cant reach the doorbell.
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
Roses are red violets are blue i need to kill you
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men? Big foot has been spotted a few times
If you was born poor is not your fault but if you die poor is your fault.
i got thrown out of mcdonalds this morning- the girl was an absolute stunner and she askked me if she could make it large for 30p? i replied that she already had but could she wank me off for an extra £1? ;)
Funny Jokes:What Do You Get If You Cross LSD With Birth Control
What Do A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce Have In Common
So George Is Doing Yet Another Photo Op At An Elementary School
Ur Mamas So Fat She Plays Pool
Why Did Helen Keller Wear Tight Pants
Why Are Rednecks So Stupid
What Does A Horny Toad Say When
A Young Man Truly In Love With His Girlfriend Decided To Have Her Name Tattooed On His Penis
You Might Be A Redneck If You Lit A Match
Top 10 Bumper Stickers
There Was A Competition Between A Team Of Blondes And A Team Of Brunettes To See Who Could Catch The Most Fish Icefishing
What s the difference between Donald Trump and a sewage plant
Kids Books That Didn't Make The Cut
Jesus And Saint Peter Are Golfing
One Day Little Johnny Was On The School Bus And He Was Sitting Right Behind The Bus Driver
The CIA Had An Opening For An Assassin
Yo Momma So Stupid It Takes Her 2 Hours To
Ur Mums Got Green Hair She Went To The Park And
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Toilet Has More
A Little Boy Came Down To Breakfast
One Day Two Rednecks Named Bubba And Earl Were Driving Down The Road Drinking A Couple Of Buds
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!