Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more.

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

If it's too loud, you're too old

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married!