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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
when girl is age of 20, she is like Africa half unexplored. when she is 30, she is like India warm, Luxuriant, Magnifying. when she is 40, she is like America technically perfect. when she is 50, she is like Europe all of a ruin. when she is 60 she is like Siberia everybody knows where it is nobody like's to go there!
I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
Friendship is like a glass, handle it whit care, when it's broken it's hard to repair.
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
roseses are red violets are blue i cant stand your face so its the end of me with u
why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama So Dumb She Wrote Anti-anti-jokes To Be
Why Is It Called The Wonder Bra
What Do You Call A Dog Wearing Ear Muffs
Yo Mama So Fat That Her Feet Stick
The Differences In Graduates
Top Ten Least Popular Self Help Books
Two Blondes Are Walking Down The Street And One Notices A Compact On The Sidewalk And Leans Down To Pick It Up
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Breaks
How Do You Call The Sweat Produced When Two Rednecks Have Sex?
Two Eggs Boiling In A Pan One Male And One Female
Things You Shouldn T Say During Sex
Yo Mama Is So Poor I Went In Her House
The Hillary Special At KFC
A Hundred Prostitutes In Washington DC Were Asked If They Would Ever Sleep With President Clinton
Bill And Ned Walk Into A Fast Food Joint One Afternoon To Get Lunch
Kids In The Back Seat Cause Accidents
Yo Mama Is Like A Light Switch
What Do Osama Bin Laden And Custer Have In Common
Did You Know The Toothbrush Was Invented In West Virginia
Doctor There Is A Man In The Waiting Room With A Glass Eye Named Brown
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!