Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.

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The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.